benmarvin: Go to Google, type in "let it snow", shoot yourself in the face.
benmarvin: Go to Google, type in "let it snow", shoot yourself in the face.
View Articlebenmarvin: @timhaines "It is currently unknown who Good Guy Greg is in real...
benmarvin: @timhaines "It is currently unknown who Good Guy Greg is in real life, or who took the original photo." http://t.co/Z9MYrcGb
View Articlebenmarvin: @timhaines The face of a famous meme...doesn't take any credit for...
benmarvin: @timhaines The face of a famous meme...doesn't take any credit for it. Meanwhile Scumbag Steve is recording shitty rap songs.
View Articlebenmarvin: I think I've cured my desire for teenage girls. And all it took...
benmarvin: I think I've cured my desire for teenage girls. And all it took was following a few of them on Twitter.
View Articlebenmarvin: @mayafish After they get married and both get fat.
benmarvin: @mayafish After they get married and both get fat.
View Articlebenmarvin: Nostradamus would have been way more credible if he released his...
benmarvin: Nostradamus would have been way more credible if he released his predictions in the form of a Kindle ebook back in the 1500's.
View Articlebenmarvin: @CasperTek I saw one the other day. Don't remember what it was...
benmarvin: @CasperTek I saw one the other day. Don't remember what it was about, but they only showed the phone for like 2 seconds maybe.
View Articlebenmarvin: I'm so lazy that I consider it too much work to protest things...
benmarvin: I'm so lazy that I consider it too much work to protest things from the comfort of my computer desk.
View Articlebenmarvin: Sent from the bottom of a liquor bottle.
benmarvin: Sent from the bottom of a liquor bottle.
View Articlebenmarvin: I can't wait to tell my grandchildren about when gold was less...
benmarvin: I can't wait to tell my grandchildren about when gold was less than $400/oz. Then they can blast me with the lasers embedded in their hands.
View Articlebenmarvin: @teamsilence32 I had a book about polyamory once. Let my...
benmarvin: @teamsilence32 I had a book about polyamory once. Let my girlfriend borrow it to read, then she dumped me. So I guess not.
View Articlebenmarvin: If you're not chasing after engaged and married women, you're...
benmarvin: If you're not chasing after engaged and married women, you're missing out on an untapped market.
View Articlebenmarvin: I'M 17 YEARS OLD AND I'M AN EXPERT ON GEO-POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC...
benmarvin: I'M 17 YEARS OLD AND I'M AN EXPERT ON GEO-POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC ISSUES BECAUSE I HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION!
View Articlebenmarvin: @McKenzieWalden Is that a real thing? Sounds like a sitcom to me....
benmarvin: @McKenzieWalden Is that a real thing? Sounds like a sitcom to me. Charlotte ain't hood.
View Articlebenmarvin: Echo is just another word for... echo is just...
benmarvin: Echo is just another word for... echo is just another...another...just another word for...echo...just another word...
View Articlebenmarvin: Just because the majority of the internet agrees with you doesn't...
benmarvin: Just because the majority of the internet agrees with you doesn't make you not crazy.
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